that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
i want satanic pattern pads now…
It’s 2014. Who has the time to stand around slicing up cherry tomatoes? There are places to “like” and people to tweet. Here is a hack to make your life 0.001 percent easier.
um what the fuck Denny’s step your game up in America
you should see pizza hut in czech republic
Sincerely yours, the science side of the internet.
(by Hominy Grill)
I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.
Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.